Nancy Pelosi Receives Important Endorsement For Speaker of the House

Democrats are poised to win a majority in the House of Representatives and Nancy Pelosi (D-California) has received an important endorsement from a rising star on the political left.
In a new video from Afghanistan, Osama bin Laden’s right-hand man, al-Zawahiri, picked up Pelosi’s call for a new direction in Bush’s so-called “war on terror” and highlighted Democratic themes from their ‘06 midterm election strategy.
Labeling it a “Crusader plan,” Pelosi’s fellow traveler called on Bush to come clean on Iraq and Afghanistan. The progressive al-Qaida spokesman mimicked Pelosi’s heated rhetoric (practically word for word), calling for years of investigations when the gavel passes to the new House Majority Leader:
Can’t you be honest at least once in your life, and admit that you are a deceitful liar who intentionally deceived your nation when you drove them to war in Iraq?
Zawahiri went on to join Pelosi and Senate Democrats, calling for an al-Qaida Bill of Rights and an end to injustices against practicing Muslims in the US, which he expects to see with the help of the ACLU:
What you have perpetrated against Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and the other Muslim captives in your prisons and the prisons of your slaves in Egypt, Jordan, Pakistan and elsewhere is not hidden from anyone… We are a people who do not sleep under oppression and who do not abandon our revenge.
Finally, Zawahiri fired a warning shot across the bow of American colonialists like George Clooney, who are clamoring for the US to meddle in the civil war in Sudan:
There is a Crusader plan to send Crusader forces to Darfur that is about to become a new field of the Crusades war…
Zawahiri chastised Clooney, Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, Rove, Libby, Justice Roberts, the Pope, lap-dog Blair, Haliburton, Bechtel, Coca-Cola, Wal-Mart, the United Nations, NATO, and the Republican Party, calling for tolerance in Darfur and promising these expansionists that such interference in the peaceful exercise of The Religion of Peace in Sudan would incite dire consequences, leaving Bush, the UN and any other Crusader armies in another quagmire, like Iraq.
Pelosi has made it clear that, if her party wins majority and she becomes third in line to become President, she will set aside any legislative initiatives on minor issues such as Social Security, education and immigration, focusing instead on investigating Bush’s ill-advised and unjust assault on people of faith like Zawahiri, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and other Muslim evangelists who are being hunted, killed or imprisoned in the US and around the globe.